MEET PEPITO
A SIMPLE SHOPPE KEEPER IN MORGUEVILLE.  HE IS
THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE AND ALMOST ALWAYS IN
A STATE OF WORRY AND STRESS.
SOLD
MEET ISSY
WIFE OF PEPITO THE SHOPPE KEEPER, ISSY IS THE
TOWNE SEAMSTRESS.  SHE'S NOT VERY GOOD AT HER
CRAFT DUE TO HER CONSTANT STATE OF CONFUSION
AND OFTEN MAKES DRESSES WITH 3 AND 4 ARMS...
SOLD
DR. MOROSE'S PORTRAIT OF PEPITO
"GOODBYE PEPITO" ACRYLIC ON CANVAS
FOR SALE IN OUR WICKED, LITTLE SHOPPE
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MORGUEVILLE GAZETTE ANNOUNCEMENT

ON THIS DATE, WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE OUR APPOINTMENT OF 2 DIPLOMATS FROM THE
"OUTSIDERS REALM".  THESE ARE THE FIRST OUTSIDERS WE HAVE ACCEPTED IN OUR HUMBLE TOWNE, BUT BOTH
HAVE GRACIOUSLY EARNED THEIR TITLES.  MISS MACABRE HAS DONE A LOVELY JOB STITCHING AND REPAIRING
THE PEOPLE OF THIS TOWNE, SO WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE STOP STEALING HER SOCKS.  DR. MOROSE IS OUR
OTHER RECENTLY APPOINTED DIPLOMAT, AS HE HAS DONE PORTRAITS OF THE FOLKS WHO RUN THIS FAIRLY
DEPRESSING TOWNE, SO WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE STOP STEALING THE BUTTONS FROM HIS GARMENTS.
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MEET WEEVLE
THE TOWNE WITCH DOCTOR....
USUALLY CAUSES MORE HARM THAN GOOD.
FOR SALE IN OUR WICKED, LITTLE SHOPPE
What the hell are you
gawking at?  I suggest if you
enjoy having a face you move
along.....