Welcome to the newest wing of the house.  Poison bottles are available
for sale in The Shoppe. Poison bottles do not contain actual
poisons.....sorry, kiddies...some of us aren't as responsible with highly
dangerous chemicals and herbs as others.
ARSENIC
Arsenic poisoning kills by
allosteric inhibition of
essential metabolic
enzymes, leading to death
from multi-system organ
failure. It particularly
affects the brain, causing
neurological disturbances
and death.  
DENATURED ALCOHOL
Despite its poisonous nature,
denatured alcohol is sometimes
consumed as a surrogate
alcohol, which can result in
blindness or death if denatured
alcohol contains
methanol....and ours contains
methanol.....
HEMLOCK
Symptoms of hemlock
poisoning include
dullness, loss of muscular
power, stumbling and
falling, nausea, dilation
of pupils and complete
paralysis. Symptoms may
show as quickly as 12
minutes after the plant is
eaten and death may
occur in 2 to 3 hours.  
However, Morose keeled
over in about an hour
and a half.
DEADLY NIGHT SHADE
The deadly nightshade is a
woody vine and is considered
quite toxic. Ingestion results in
symptoms of asthenia,
drowsiness, fever,
hallucinations, headache,
nausea, seizures, sweating,
vomiting, vision changes,
salivation, abdominal pain,
weakness, and respiratory
depression ultimately resulting
in death. Great for baking!
WOLFSBANE
Marked symptoms appear
within a few minutes of the
administration of a poisonous
dose of aconite. The initial
signs are gastrointestinal.
There is a sensation of
burning, tingling, and
numbness in the mouth, and
of burning in the abdomen.
Usually death ensues before
a numbing effect on the
intestine can be observed.
After about an hour, there is
severe vomiting. Pronounced
motor weakness and
cutaneous sensations similar
to those above described soon
follow. The pulse and
respiration steadily fail until
death occurs from
asphyxia....a guaranteed
good time.
CYANIDE
General weakness, confusion,
bizarre behavior, excessive
sleepiness, coma, shortness of
breath, headache, dizziness,
and seizures can all present
with cyanide poisoning.
Typically, an acute ingestion
will have a dramatic, rapid
onset, immediately affecting
the heart and causing sudden
collapse. It can also
immediately affect the brain
and cause a seizure or coma.  
Delicious in Kool-aid.
STRYCHNINE
Strychnine poisoning can be
fatal to humans and other
animals and can occur by
inhalation, swallowing or
absorption through eyes or
mouth. It produces some of
the most dramatic and
painful symptoms of any
known toxic reaction.
Ten to twenty minutes after
exposure, the body's muscles
begin to spasm, starting
with the head and neck. The
spasms then spread to every
muscle in the body, with
nearly continuous
convulsions. The
convulsions progress,
increasing in intensity and
frequency until the
backbone arches
continually. Death comes
from asphyxiation.. The
subject will die within 2–3
hours after exposure.
NUX VOMICA
Causes violent convulsions, seizures, or muscle spasms.
The spasms are more frequent, extensive, and severe, sometimes
involving almost the whole frame, and are attended with a tetanic
rigidity which is probably the most characteristic symptom. The
attacks come on suddenly, like electric shocks, last usually from a
quarter of a minute to two or three minutes, and, after a longer or
shorter interval, seldom exceeding ten minutes, recur with increased
violence, and at last, if not relieved, with fatal effect. If the patient is
seized with them when attempting to walk, he staggers and falls.
During the spasms, the muscles affected feel hard like a board, and
different parts of the body are drawn fixedly into various abnormal
positions, from which they cannot be removed. Thus, the head may be
thrown backward, the jaws firmly closed, the face distorted, the arms
or lower limbs extended outward, the hands clenched, the toes flexed,
and the trunk bent backward, forward, or to either side, or stiffly
erect. The respiratory muscles become involved, and the breathing is
hurried or imperfect, and temporarily suspended, with a purple hue of
the face, lips, and extremities, coolness of the surface, and a pulse
which is sometimes slow, sometimes quickened, but always feeble, and
occasionally almost or quite imperceptible. In some instances, there
are involuntary discharges of urine or feces.   The spasms are often
attended with a violent shivering or tremulous movement through the
body; and the muscles may be felt vibrating as it were under the
hand.  In the intervals, there is often a feeling of trepidation, alarm,
or anxiety strongly expressed on the countenance; the stomach is
sometimes nauseated; the pulse is feeble and often agitated, or even
fluttering; and the patient complains of thirst, sweats profusely, and,
after a severe attack, has a feeling of fatigue and exhaustion. At
length, in one of the spasmodic-attacks, respiration is quite arrested,
the pulse ceases to beat, and the patient dies with asphyxia. Now,
doesn't that sound like a good time?
As we toil away, we will continue
to stock our shelves.... However,
it's hard not to indulge.